Strictly Eternal 101 – It’s Always (Blood) Sunny in Philadelphia

Howdy folks, we’re back again with another edition of The Danny Devito Story: A Biography in Pictures!  Or rather, some spicy Legacy. This week, we dispel a little bit of hype.  Or at least, I hope we do.  Y’see, the hype around the card is just a little too much.  So much so that since Rivals of Ixalan’s release, the card has dipped hard below its initial hyped price of $10+. A lot of this card’s hype has to do with possible applications in Modern (even in Modern I don’t see it being effective). But it’s also caused speculation on

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Strictly Eternal 101 – Cartman and the Probe

Howdy everybody!  It’s Joe again with another installment of Oh My God, You Killed Kenny!: An Introspective Documentary.  Well, not really.  We’re talking about Legacy again, and we’re rambling a bit this time, because that’s what I like to do. Let’s get to the thick of it, shall we? Gitaxian Probe Let me get started by putting it out there: I think Phyrexian Mana is just about the worst, most possibly overly broken mechanic that has ever been created.  I don’t think Dredge, Storm, or even Affinity compare to the absurdity of Phyrexian Mana. It’s that much of a mistake.

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Strictly Eternal 101 – Fish are Friends, Not Food

Strictly Eternal 101 – Fish are Friends, Not Food Howdy folks, it’s Joe again for another fine fresh episode of the The Deadliest Catch. Wait. No. That’s not quite right. We’ll get it one of these days, I’m sure, but for right now it’s another weekly dig at a spicy Legacy list. This week we’ve got a list that we affectionately call “Calamari.” No, we’re not deep frying Magic cards and making them taste like sweet sweet desire (although that might be delicious, who knows). Instead we’re jamming creatures like Elder Deep-Fiend! This is a Nic Fit list; all Nic

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Strictly Eternal 101 – Metalworking for Fun and Profit?

Strictly Eternal 101 – Metalworking for Fun and Profit? Howdy folks!  It’s Joe again with another installment of Whose Line is it Anyway?  I mean… Legacy.  Right, Legacy.  We’re gonna talk about Legacy stuff.  I may do some improv.  We’ll see how it goes. Anyways, one of the things I wanted to do with this article series is shine a little light on lists that are interesting and different and well… fun?  I mean, we can have fun, right? This week we’re gonna dive into a list that is fun (well, if fun were a subjective measurement and it only

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