EDH IMHO: The Legend of Zap Rowsdower

Welcome to EDH: IMHO, a weekly article about my love and experience with Commander. “I’m Rowsdower. Zap Rowsdower.” …and with that, I met one of the most ridiculous fictional characters I’ve ever seen. I’m not sure I’ve ever been so inspired by something so stupid. Zap Rowsdower, whose name I use here, as well as on Discord, is the standout character in the Canadian indie classic(?) The Final Sacrifice. It SHOULD have won best picture in 1990, but for some reason the academy went with the safe choice Dances with Wolves. Curse you Kevin Costner…you beautiful, incredible man. The Final Sacrifice

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Strictly Eternal 101 – It’s Always (Blood) Sunny in Philadelphia

Howdy folks, we’re back again with another edition of The Danny Devito Story: A Biography in Pictures!  Or rather, some spicy Legacy. This week, we dispel a little bit of hype.  Or at least, I hope we do.  Y’see, the hype around the card is just a little too much.  So much so that since Rivals of Ixalan’s release, the card has dipped hard below its initial hyped price of $10+. A lot of this card’s hype has to do with possible applications in Modern (even in Modern I don’t see it being effective). But it’s also caused speculation on

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Featured Alterist: HurleyBurley Alters

While currently a niche market within the Magic community, card alterations are becoming more and more popular. Whether done by the card’s original artist or done by an independent artist, card alterations can add a personal touch to your collection. It was my privilege to interview a Strictly-featured artist, HurleyBurleyAlters. How long have you been altering cards? I’ve been doing 3D alters since 2010. Painted alters since 2013 Do you have a favorite type of card to alter? . She is super awesome from an artistic and playable standpoint. Her art has a colour palette that I absolutely adore, while

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Fish ARE Food

Contrary to what Joe Dyer told you in his latest article, fish are indeed food. Sushi is a perfect example of this. No, this is not a Magic The Gathering article about how to beat Merfolk. I know you are used to reading about MTG on Strictly Average, but today we are going to talk about a fun, easy and quick card game: Sushi Go! Sushi Go is a fun, fast-paced game for up to 8 players. I have played this with several groups of friends. Every time we play it is a lot of fun. Sometimes you just don’t

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