Peasant Cube on a Budget – Colorless

Cube construction

Hi everyone, welcome back to our monthly chat on how to construct a peasant cube on a budget! We’re now through the five mono-colored sections, and (some would say) into the really interesting corners. Today, we’ll look at how to create an example colorless section of the cube.

But First, the Rules

Before we go charging in, let’s remind ourselves of what we’re trying to achieve here:

  • We’re aiming to build a 360-card cube
  • We’re going to stick to the rules of Peasant construction – only cards that have had at least one printing at a rarity of common or uncommon are legal
  • Because we’re on a budget, we want to limit ourselves to cards that are currently $3 a copy or less
  • We’re going to aim for an even color distribution within the cube
  • We’re going to fill out the first 80% of the cube using the Top Cards list at CubeTutor to find the most popular cards within the boundaries above… and then fill out the last 20% to our own tastes
  • We’re definitely not going to pretend that this is the empirical, definitive list-to-end-all-lists for a peasant cube

As already mentioned, we’ve taken a look at the five mono-colored sections already (you can catch up on what we did for white, blue, black, red and green by following the links). It’s now time to talk colorless. Let’s go!

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How Do We Break This Section Up?

Now we’re getting into the more esoteric corners of the cube, our design changes a bit. We’ve used 250 of the 360 slots so far filling out the individual colors, so we have 110 left to add across colorless, multicolored and non-basic land. In a traditional 360-card cube, this is traditionally split 40/30/40 (meaning we want to add 40 colorless, 30 multicolored and 40 non-basic land).

This is also where we traditionally throw the rules of creature-to-spell balance out of the window. Colorless spells are heavily weighted against creatures, non-basic land doesn’t even start to try and weight itself, and trying to maintain this balance in the multicolored section while also trying to maintain an even balance between colors, mana curves and power levels is a shortcut to a headache. So we usually maintain the creature-to-spell balance when constructing the mono-colored sections, and then don’t bother for the last three (by all means try to yourself, but don’t say you weren’t warned)!

However, you can balance your colorless section according to their function. This helps you make sure you’re not solely filling your colorless section up with mana rocks. Or equipment. Or Myr or something.

Traditionally, we do this by splitting the colorless section into four – Equipment, Mana Rocks, Creatures and Utility (which is basically everything else – not an equipment, creature or mana-generator). Given we’re chasing 40 colorless cards here, this falls really nicely for us – we’re looking for ten cards in each section, and we want to take the first eight from the CubeTutor list.

Equipment

Let’s start with the equipment. The first eight Peasant-legal colorless equipment that appear in the CubeTutor Top Cards list are as follows:

Yes, all of that is legal. Even Skullclamp. We don’t care where else it’s banned – this is the lawless kitchen table we’re dealing with here!

Mana Rocks

We’re defining mana rocks as any non-creature artifact that can tap to produce mana for us. Now, we’re always presented with a problem here – the Signets are a cycle of ten very good cards, and they inevitably turn up in some way, shape or form at the top of the list of fantastic Peasant-legal mana rocks. And indeed, our top eight off Cube Tutor are about what we expect:

Admittedly, this is where a lot of cube designers will break the design rules we have in place here, carve a couple of spots out elsewhere and just throw the entire cycle of ten Signets in. For now, we’ll stick with this list of eight and deal with this later on.

Creatures

Now for the colorless creatures. And where there are colorless creatures, there are usually Eldrazi…

Yes, Epochrasite is Peasant-legal – it was printed at uncommon in Modern Masters for a lark.
It’s also interesting to see a funky draft-matters card like Cogwork Librarian ranked so highly by CubeTutor – if you haven’t drafted with cards like these before, I totally recommend trying them out. The Librarian in particular turns what can be one of the quieter, slower periods of the cube night into one filled with politics and laughter.
Finally, anything with “Annihilator” written on it is inherently powerful, and the two Eldrazi listed here are no exception – in this powered-down format, they hit harder than they normally would anyway. Some choose to cube without overpowered cards like these, but you’re free to salt your cube to taste. I figure we had Skullclamp added above too, so….

Utility

And finally, here’s the colorless cards that don’t fit into any of the three previous buckets.

Well… half of that isn’t going to survive the section below, is it…

Sticking to the Budget

Obviously we’re dropping Sensei’s Divining Top and Aether Vial here. Also over our $3 limit are Skullclamp (I know, I know…), Lightning Greaves, Sol Ring, Relic of Progenitus and Isochron Scepter. So we’re looking for seven replacements.

Let’s start with the equipment. We’re losing two here – the next two equipment off the CubeTutor list that are under our budget are Sylvok Lifestaff and Vulshok Morningstar. They’re both perfectly playable.

Next is the mana rock. We’re losing Sol Ring here, but we also probably don’t want to pick yet another Signet, as we know things are still in need of work there. The next non-Signet rock in CubeTutor’s list is Worn Powerstone – nothing wrong with that.

Finally, no less than half of our utility cards go overboard. Thankfully, there are some fairly sensible cards a little lower down in CubeTutor’s list – digging further down gives us Serrated Arrows, Expedition Map, Black Vise and Contagion Clasp. They’re all bags of fun to play with (maybe not against, but definitely with)!

Looking at the Curve

As per the creature-to-spell balance, we care a lot less about the curve here – the different sections we’ve just defined above all tend to play in different sections of the curve (with mana rocks tending to be low in the curve, equipment and utility somewhere in the mid-range and the top end usually populated by a couple of Eldrazi). For that reason, we really only want to look at the curve for the colorless section as a whole – this will at least inform us whether we have any gaping holes in the curve as we come to fill the last 20% of the slots.

Our curve overall is currently 9-12-6-3-0-2. That massive lump at CMC2 is all of our Signets, and that’s perfectly okay. We’ve also counted Overflowing Chalice as a CMC2 card here for the purposes of our curve (as you’ll want to play it for at least 2 every time you resolve it). If anything, we could do with something, anything at CMC5, but that’s about it. Considering a large portion of our colorless section is devoted to ramping, this sort of curve is acceptable.

Having Fun With the Final Adds

So we now need to add our last two equipment, mana rocks, creatures and utility cards. We also need to sort that glut of Signets out, and we also want to keep one eye on the draft archetypes we’ve already set up out in our mono-colored sections.

Firstly, let’s deal with the Signets. Normally, I’d try like anything to keep the entire cycle of ten in, but we set our rules above, so we’ll trim to just the five allied color copies (this means we’re dropping Simic, Izzet and Orzhov Signets from the initial list above and replacing them with Selesnya, Gruul and Rakdos Signets). We’ve still got Everflowing Chalice, Mind Stone and Worn Powerstone in the list, so we’re still only chasing two mana rocks after this. Let’s bump them off while we’re here. Basalt Monolith plays like a baby Mana Vault, and is almost as broken (and blue even gives us a couple of ways of untapping it). And Darksteel Ingot will live through most of the artifact removal we’ve already put in. Both are more than decent.

Equipment-wise, we have one glaring omission so far that I want to correct – Whispersilk Cloak is a staple that was off the list by the barest of margins, and it deserves to be in. There are any number of other fun cards we could put in the final equipment slot (with Fireshrieker, Trusty Machete and Explorer’s Scope high on the list)… but I love the high-risk, high-reward play of Trepanation Blade here. Can we mill a player out and buff our aggressive attacker at the same time? Is that black player I’ve just swung at holding some reanimation? Why are they laughing at me?

For the creatures, we want to add a couple more hefty ones, preferably around the CMC4-5 slots (we’ve just stocked up on three-drops above, so that bulge in the curve is getting a little more pronounced). Fortunately, we have some ready-made ones available. Juggernaut is a classic card that I’ve spent a lot of time playing with in my own peasant cube. It may be old, but it still shines in this format, and it’s well worth throwing in here. I’d love to say there’s a great 5-drop to put in here too… but, spoiler alert, there isn’t (there’s maybe only two cards I’d even attempt in Lurking Automaton and Warden of Geometries… but there are better things to add). Instead, I find myself reaching for another card I’ve played with a lot in this format… and another Juggernaut. Galvanic Juggernaut, to be precise. It’s not quite as evasive as its older brother, but it’s a beating and it’s harder to get rid of (given its superior toughness). I have seen it paired with red burn decks before to horrible effect.

Finally, two more utility cards. Maybe we can fill our 5-drops out here? Er… no. Not even close. CMC5 is just a wasteland, unfortunately, so we’re not even going to bother filling it. Given the mana rocks we’ve put in, we’re probably just ramping straight past 5 anyway. The one thing we haven’t added much of yet is card advantage. We had Skullclamp, but it was cruelly taken away from us when we checked our budget. So let’s add two higher-cost card advantage artifacts. Jayemdae Tome and Jalum Tome (which was uncommon in Antiquities) are both perfectly fine in this format, and they’ll do here.

Okay, that’s the lot! A quick look at our curve shows that we’re at 9-12-11-6-0-2. It drops off pretty steeply, but it’s at least a curve, and it’s fine here.

The Final Product

We have our 40-card colorless section! It’s loaded with ramp, fun equipment, a few angry creatures and some good utility – exactly the sort of all-purpose section we want colorless to be.

CMC1

Black Vise
Bonesplitter
Elixir of Immortality
Expedition Map
Flayer Husk
Mind Stone
Sylvok Lifestaff
Traveler’s Amulet
Wayfarer’s Bauble

CMC2

Azorius Signet
Contagion Clasp
Dimir Signet
Epochrasite
Everflowing Chalice
Gruul Signet
Mortarpod
Perilous Myr
Rakdos Signet
Selesnya Signet
Swiftfoot Boots
Vulshok Morningstar

CMC3

Basalt Monolith
Darksteel Ingot
Filigree Familiar
Grafted Wargear
Jalum Tome
Loxodon Warhammer
Palladium Myr
Pilgrim’s Eye
Trepanation Blade
Whispersilk Cloak
Worn Powerstone

CMC4

Cogwork Librarian
Galvanic Juggernaut
Icy Manipulator
Jayemdae Tome
Juggernaut
Serrated Arrows

CMC5

CMC6+

Artisan of Kozilek
Ulamog’s Crusher

And that’s it for the colorless section of our peasant cube! Join me again next month as we wade through the maze of multicolor!

3 comments

  1. Trepanation blade is one of the worst equipment ever printed. It was one of the first cards I ever put in my “terrible cards cube”.

    It’s so bad, in fact, that I have to question how you can be trusted to evaluate cards. Harsh, yes, but the card is indeed that trashy.

    1. LOL! Poor little card…
      You know, it’s funny how cards like Trepanation Blade only shine in very specific sets of circumstances. I’ve tried the Blade in multiplayer, in EDH, in normal cube, and you’re right – it’s far too slow there.
      But in a powered-down environment like Peasant? Next to a bunch of evasive and/or hard-to-kill creatures? It’s definitely better, and it’s definitely got a chance to shine.
      It’s really only even getting a mention here because we’ve curated the cube towards mill, and it’s carrying enough creatures to make it viable. And that’s the important point – some cards are only viable in cube if you’ve built the archetype around them (but then they inexplicably work… don’t ask me why!)… and then they end up being your playgroup’s pet cards… and… oh my, it’s all downhill from there, isn’t it!

  2. Peasant cube is just about the only way I’ve played magic for almost 6 years, and Ive owned a peasant cube for maybe 10. So the speed isnt new to me.

    All that aside, trepanation blade mills an average of 2 cards per attack, no matter the format. So even after you pay the upfront cost and equip it, your mill deck needs to now start committing attacks in order to get a pair of cards per turn.

    2 cards on average only on turns you have spare attackers. The return on investment never gets there, which is why this card is such a sore point.

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